So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.