my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Plan B is the new Plan A
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...