"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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