Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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