nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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