Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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