Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
