Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got inside last night via doggy door
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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