I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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