I'm gonna have a badass scar
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
