I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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