it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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