if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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