Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I want to fling myself into the sun
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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