Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.