Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.