I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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