Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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