I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
two words...techno handjob
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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