He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
