Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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