using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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