where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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