is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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