I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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