How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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