That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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