Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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