Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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