yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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