i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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