haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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