we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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