Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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