theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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