Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
is it fun? or sober?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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