Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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