That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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