how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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