Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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