I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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