I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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