Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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