Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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