This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize