Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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