so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
its not stalking. its research.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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