Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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