But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Randomize
