Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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