i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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She's the barista slut.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I want to be your penis for a week.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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