Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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