Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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