I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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