you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
