He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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