Dignity is for republicans.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
