I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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