I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize